just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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