So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Randomize
