How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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