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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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