i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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