is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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