i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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