Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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