What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
please come you make the beer taste better
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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