You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Walk of Shame today included voting.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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