hell yes lets make some ravioli
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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