Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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