I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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