ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
