Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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