If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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