She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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