so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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