i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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