A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
there is puke in my bra ... again
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