Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Is Oprah even human
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize
