would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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