So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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