the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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