at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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