new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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