with your own penis?
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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