I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
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