Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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