Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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