There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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