Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Welp...herpes.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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