was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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