a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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