Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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