Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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