Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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