I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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