What a fucking waste of an outfit
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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