"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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