but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
i believe in u and ur pee
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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