have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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