he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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