wanna go halves on a baby?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Randomize
