I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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