There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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