i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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