Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
They left me at home... I'm a liability
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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