She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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