Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
True college students do jello shots in the library
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